Four men. One trailer park. Beer. Nobody should be surprised at this result.

Four men were sitting outside at their trailer park in Godley, Texas and began arguing about religion. According to the report on CNN, the argument became heated when the discussion turned to a question of who would go to heaven and who would go to hell.

And somewhere along the line, an empirical test was completed. Clayton Frank Stoker shot Johnny Joslin in the chest, killing him.

No word on whether Joslin went to heaven or hell though.

---Nick

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