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We're always looking for original material and different viewpoints on current events. If you've got writing talent, why not submit an article today? A successful submission will get you a month of premium access!We at morons.org have discovered to our amazement that people were even more stupid in the early part of the twentieth century than they are now. While this comes at first as a shock, it is easily verified by gazing into the best time machine we have access to: weird, old books found buried deep in the morons.org cellar, underneath some old bottles of port.
Posted here you can find excerpts from some of these antique gems of prose. It is our belief that no violation of copyright will take place due simply to the age of the books. Full credit will still be given, of course.
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