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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 28, 2009</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/8089</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 28, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2009-07-01</dc:date>
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<title>Campaign News: He's Good Enough, Smart Enough, and Goshdarnit People Like Him!</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/8088</link>
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And then there were 60...

Seven and a half months later, the final election of the 2008
cycle has reached its conclusion, as today the Supreme Court of
Minnesota  ruled unanimously that Al Franken won that state's
Senate race over Norm Coleman. With Norm Coleman having...
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<dc:date>2009-06-30</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 24, 2009</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 24, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2009-06-27</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 22, 2009</title>
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Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 22, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2009-06-26</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 22, 2009</title>
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Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 22, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2009-06-25</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 18, 2009</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 18, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2009-06-22</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 11, 2009</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 11, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2009-06-15</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 08, 2009</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 08, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2009-06-12</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 03, 2009</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 03, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2009-06-06</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 02, 2009</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 02, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2009-06-05</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 01, 2009</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 01, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2009-06-04</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on May. 30, 2009</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on May. 30, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2009-06-03</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on May. 30, 2009</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on May. 30, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2009-06-02</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on May. 27, 2009</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on May. 27, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2009-05-31</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on May. 27, 2009</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on May. 27, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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