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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Mar. 09, 2010</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/8139</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Mar. 09, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2010-03-12</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Mar. 06, 2010</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/8138</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Mar. 06, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2010-03-09</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Feb. 27, 2010</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Feb. 27, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2010-03-03</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Feb. 05, 2010</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Feb. 05, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2010-02-08</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jan. 30, 2010</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jan. 30, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2010-02-02</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jan. 26, 2010</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jan. 26, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2010-01-30</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jan. 24, 2010</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/8133</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jan. 24, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2010-01-27</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jan. 23, 2010</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/8132</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jan. 23, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2010-01-26</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jan. 21, 2010</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jan. 21, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2010-01-24</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jan. 16, 2010</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/8130</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jan. 16, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2010-01-19</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jan. 15, 2010</title>
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<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jan. 15, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2010-01-18</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jan. 11, 2010</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/8128</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jan. 11, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jan. 09, 2010</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/8127</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jan. 09, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
</description>
<dc:date>2010-01-12</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jan. 03, 2010</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/8126</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jan. 03, 2010
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
</description>
<dc:date>2010-01-07</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Dec. 28, 2009</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/8125</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Dec. 28, 2009
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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