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<title>Editorial: Happy 4th of July</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7868</link>
<description>
From all of us at morons.org...

This is arguably the most important holiday of the year, marking
the anniversary of a bunch of guys deciding they'd had enough of
an abusive executive power, and in response threw off the yoke
of tyranny and oppression (and having to pay taxes)....
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<dc:date>2008-07-04</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jul. 01, 2008</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7867</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jul. 01, 2008
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2008-07-04</dc:date>
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<title>Campaign News: McCain's Mess</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7866</link>
<description>
And irresponsible journalism....

McCain's Crappy Campaign If you've been unimpressed with how
McCain's campaign has been going, you aren't the only one. After
locking up the Republican nomination in February, McCain had
almost 4 months to try and tear down Obama, to redefine him
on...
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<dc:date>2008-07-02</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Shamelessness</title>
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<description>
From Republicans? No......

Yesterday President Bush signed the Iraq supplemental containing
Jim Webb's GI Bill into law. And of course in the process he
gave himself and McCain credit for it. This is completely
contrary to reality, which I  wrote about a month ago. Bush
and...
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<dc:date>2008-07-01</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 26, 2008</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7864</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 26, 2008
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2008-06-30</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 26, 2008</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7863</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 26, 2008
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2008-06-29</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 24, 2008</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7862</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 24, 2008
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
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<dc:date>2008-06-28</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 24, 2008</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7861</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 24, 2008
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
</description>
<dc:date>2008-06-27</dc:date>
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<title>Signs of Intelligence: SCOTUS Meets the 2nd Amendment</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7860</link>
<description>
Where are all these bears the second amendment refers to....

Today the Supreme Court issued a long-awaited decision in the
case of District of Columbia et al. v. Heller. At issue in the
case was the constitutionality of a D.C. law banning handguns,
and requiring that any guns stored in the home must be kept...
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<dc:date>2008-06-26</dc:date>
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<title>Random: A Bit of Snark</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7859</link>
<description>
Slow day....

Ted Haggert's gay seems to have  worn off. You may recall him
from such hits as being an anti-gay reverend sleeping with and
soliciting drugs from a gay prostitute. How does the White House
deal with opinions from the EPA it doesn't like? By...
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<dc:date>2008-06-25</dc:date>
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<title>Random: New York, New York</title>
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<description>
Well, Albany too....

GOP Woes in the Empire State Over the past several years,
Democrats have been chipping away at the Republican majority in
the New York Senate, to the point where it currently stands at a
very close 32-30. It must be disheartening to the GOP, then,...
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<dc:date>2008-06-24</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 20, 2008</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7857</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 20, 2008
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
</description>
<dc:date>2008-06-24</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Daily Observations</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7856</link>
<description>
Let's see how this works....

Most days there's something going on that I find interesting but
doesn't quite make it to the point where I can write a whole
article about it. I've decided I'm going to try collecting these
items every day or every other day, as I notice them, and...
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<dc:date>2008-06-23</dc:date>
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<title>Random: Stories We Missed on Jun. 20, 2008</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7855</link>
<description>
Here are URLs that were submitted to our queue on Jun. 20, 2008
but didn't make it into actual stories...

This is an automatically generated list of URLs which found
their way into our URL queue, but were not picked up by writers
due to a limited writer pool, lack of sufficient time, peril,
floods, or hangovers.  It has not yet been reviewed by a...
</description>
<dc:date>2008-06-23</dc:date>
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<title>Morons in the News: Complete Capitulation</title>
<link>http://beta.morons.org/tally-ho/article/read/7854</link>
<description>
You have to be trying to fail this badly...

Back in February, Washington was all abuzz over the expiration
of the Orwellian Protect America Act (PAA), the bill passed
hurriedly back before the summer recess last year which provided
sweeping surveillance powers to the Bush administration. The...
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<dc:date>2008-06-22</dc:date>
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